In the event of a police situation.

Step 1. Eat that shit.

Step 2. If you do not eat it, then keep it on your person. If they ask for a search without a warrant or probable cause, kindly refuse.  Say “No I don’t consent to being searched”

Step 3. Stay calm and cool. No attitude. Manners. Keep insisting this phrase “Officer are you detaining me or am I free to go?” If they are not detaining you it’s your call to not stay and chitchat and to just leave. It’s your right. For more info on this go to flexyourrights.org

Step 4. Don’t let them fuck you over. Don’t admit to anything unless you’re in handcuffs. If they arrest you and don’t read you your miranda rights then they are in the wrong.. and you may have a case. But only if they have custody of you. If they don’t have you under their custody and you admit to something then sadly it is your fault and they CAN use it in court.

Step 5. Don’t let it happen again.

P.S. Fuck the Police.

Happy Smoking ~ Solo out.

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